my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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