is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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