PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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