i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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