I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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