it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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