Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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