i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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