we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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