I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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