My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
