Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
COCAINE IS GR8
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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