toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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