Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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