yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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