I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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