she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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