yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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