Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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