Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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