but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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