Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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