it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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