I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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