Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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