I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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