I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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