There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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