garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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