There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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