it hurts more in the daytime
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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