I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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