i jhust puked up my retainher.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So squirting runs in the family.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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