I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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