I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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