You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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