no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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