I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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