Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I AM VODKA MAN
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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