That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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