Yo dont text me then not text me
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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