I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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