Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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