yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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