I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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