My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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