Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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