her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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