Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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