They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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