the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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