uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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