i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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