Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Randomize
