So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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