well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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